I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
I went around and congratulated every guy that had a beard for having one
Goddamn tequila
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
soo... how was my night?
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