Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
the cops didnt even say happy birthday to me :(
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
If I die tonight somebody's going to have to let all my tinder matches know.
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
Randomize
