The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
You invented a drink at the bar and named it Boner Soup. It was like an even trashier version of a long island iced tea
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
The true debate: do I prioritize going to bed and getting more than six hours of sleep or do I prioritize washing out various grease, leaf bits, and jizz out of my hair
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
For some reason, my alarm clock was unplugged & in the kitchen microwave. I don't remember doing that...
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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