we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
And for 6 straight hours, I laid on my bedroom floor trying to convince myself it would perfectly acceptable to pee on my own floor
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
Facebook stalking a girl from Germany is harder then you think.you have to copy and paste all this shit into freetranslations.com then try and piece together an awkward sentence. If only I could put this energy into something productive.
You insisted on squirting shots of captain morgan in your mouth with a turkey baster by like 930.
Dude you were so high some kid was kicking the wall and you were convinced it was your heartbeat
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
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