But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
i'm surprised you didn't wake up. like i literally came when he was fingering me as i was spooning with you and all you did was mumble "that's a good idea, mom" and pull the sheets away from me.
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
I'm 2 beers deep on an empty stomach, and I just wanna say, I pride myself on my use of commas
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
Umm I might be late. Also I am may or may not have mayonnaise on my ass
Dude I can't beleive you didn't wake up. I literally f'd her IN THE DISHWASHER. Btw I'm pretty sure I also kinda broke the dishwasher.
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