So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
i overslept, had to take a cab to the train station, might puke, bought the wrong flavored vitamin water, and mj's dead. what a terrible world to wake up to.
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
I sang again at the bar lastnight I don't think alanis morrset knew when she wrote you outta know that the drunk version was going to be go fuck yourself Josh and Chelsea. I love $2 wells.
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
Yeah when we were together he never sent me dick pics like a normal boyfriend. It was always pizzas. That should've been my sign.
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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