New low. Found an ant nibbling on my last xanax. Flicked it away and popped it in my mouth anyways.
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
I'm taking it from the chunk of pizza I just pulled out my hair that we ate pizza last night?
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
No lie. I was hooking up with a former football player at UT and mid-hookup I yelled "I'M FRATERNIZING WITH THE ENEMY"
EMERGENCY FRIEND CRISIS: WE HAVE TOO MUCH WHISKEY. ABORT HANGING OUT WITH MELISSA, RECOMMEND TO HANG OUT WITH OUR WHISKEY INSTEAD
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
Thanks for your faith in my ability to stay sober while writing final essays. It's...unearned.
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
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