yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
Can we put your name for the shipping address for penis ice luge?
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
"my nose is broken but I'm beer pong champ so it evens out really"
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
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