I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
I just bedazzled my weight watchers points calculator. You can tell I'm gay.
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
Stoned in a petco on a Saturday. I figured out that ferrets can eat themselves out. Just picture it. Never leaving.
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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