Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
She showed me her prom dress from 2001, which still had her date's cum stain on it.
Oh, so that's why you call her jizzarella....
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
Note to self don't give these guys your number. I've seen more dick tonight than a proctologist sees his whole career
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
So, random question. How much should you tip a Lyft driver when you realized you've fucked his sister? Asking for a friend.
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
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