I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
I woke up, topless, my car was parked funny so I threw on my hoodieto go fix it and found a jello shot in my pocket. where did I go last night?!
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
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