No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
I felt like a body pillow being humped by a twelve year old.
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
I thought turtle was a code word for weed until he pulled out a baby turtle from his pocket and said "$20 for a turtle"
Our first crop came in on the day that they added Hercules to Netflix Instant, I think it's the universe telling us that it approves of us growing shrooms in our guest room.
Did you know that if you chase vodka with cheap red wine it tastes exactly like college alcoholism?
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
He says I vaguely mumbled happy New year, kissed him, threw up and then went back to sleep.
She asked for references to decide whether she wanted to have sex with me. And she was serious.
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
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