I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
At some point I made a semi-conscious decision that i was okay with sleeping in my own vomit.
having sex with him was like banging macgyver. he did the most amazing shit with the simplest things
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
Drunk roommate walked in on us and asked if we wanted to go eat a sandwich with her in the bathroom.
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
I went from innocently day drinking to waking up handcuffed in jail. Fuck you game days
Y'know, "Class cancelled because Professor is stuck in Mexico," is not something I expected in college. Let alone, "Professor is stuck in Mexico, AGAIN."
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
My dad is blowing up my phone with pictures from the midget wrestling match.
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
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