Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
Did we have sex last night?
I think that was the general idea until I got you undressed and you puked on me.
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
Do you remember peeing in the sink while I was throwing up?
No ma'am, I do not. I found a video of us trying to do a trust fall though. Emphasis on the trying.
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
She has also never texted me first which I think might be a tell-tale sign she wants me to die alone.
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