girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
Got laid at work. Yes, AT work, why they let me run this tennis center by myself speaks to their poor judge of character.
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
He stumbled in drunk at 7am, while we were getting ready for work. He poured a bowl of Cap'n Crunch, poured Jack Daniels on it., and said he was having "Captain Jack" for breakfast. I don't know how he's alive and employed. I hope the Cap'n calls in sick for him today.
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
Just got home, my brothers stoned and he got a high score on COD.. He just asked me if I wanted to have a celebrational yogurt with him. Wtf?
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
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