I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
He's such a gentleman. He didn't even ask why my bra was flung on the seat of my car. He just took my snow brush, pushed it onto the floor and said, "Let's go I'm hungry."
She left me naked in my bed and without my phone I had her give me her phone number on the calculator on my laptop. It might be fake.
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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