Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
My mom just told me not to dance on any tables on Halloween...I'm choosing to take that statement as a joke
I just remembered touching your bosses wife's fake tits last night. Thanks again for taking me to your work function.
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
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