I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
You don't want any of I have. Seriously. Its 80 proof rum that was 8 bucks for a liter. I'm afraid
I'm sure your liver is writing out a will as we speak
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
Well, thats the first guy to go to jail because of my vagina
Post that event on your timeline
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
Apparently I filled my purse with chicken nuggets and told my mom I was a "sexual squirrel."
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
Randomize
