Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
Everything tastes like Lysol. Am I dying?
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
Woah there. I lasted a semester and a fourth of college not having sex. trust me when i say keeping my virginity was an obstacle course of olympic proportions.
The virgin olympics. I would win the gold. For America.
So, sleeping with all of my Vicodin in my bra because I knew she'd be searching my room for drugs tonight. I'LL SHOW HER.
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
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