dude. I'm so drunk.
pete, this is bryce's mom
I can't wait to have my cock in your ass
pete, this is still bryce's mom
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams
She wore that goddamn strap-on all night. When she was playing guitar hero it kept getting in the way but she just wouldn't take it off.
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
"Every minute you spend hanging out with David is a minute you could spend meeting someone new, who isn't a huge douche" - Buddha
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
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