you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
I just want you to know that i just realized your the only friend i dont feel fat around.
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
Its a little weird going to a wedding where I've screwed the bride and my wife has screwed the groom. Great wedding though.
I dressed up as a breathalyzer test for Halloween; never had so many straight dudes blow me before!
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
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