in retrospect, sexting while high was a mistake - I meant to say "I'll fuck you stupid, baby" but of course I said "I'll fuck your stupid baby"
you opened the fridge, pissed on the food, fell over, then threw up on yourself. thats whats all over the kitchen.
You told me I was special while we were having sex and I asked why.
What did I say?
Don't ask me questions while I have an erection,
She eyed me up from across the bar and mouthed "I have no gag reflex".
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize
