It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
Facebook stalking a girl from Germany is harder then you think.you have to copy and paste all this shit into freetranslations.com then try and piece together an awkward sentence. If only I could put this energy into something productive.
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
I'll have to text you later. Trying to have civilized conversations with the boyfriends parents when I'm 100% aware I just blew their son in the bathroom 5 mins ago. Stay tuned.
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
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