VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
I think you just described to us the most perfect drunken fairy tale that has somehow never been written
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
I’M DRUNK AND EXCITED.
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