I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.
I'm at the casino and some dude apparently has money in an entire row of slot machines. Its like watching a really intense adult version of wack a mole
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
Remember the couple Steve and I heard and rated their sex based on the bed squeaks cuz we couldn't sleep through the noise? We got them back. They turned up the radio to drown us out.
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
So I spent all night thinking my bed was floating down a river and telling the cats to get on the bed because they were going to float away. Percocet is strong shit.
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
Sitting across the table from one of my high school teachers who hasn't seen me since I was about 16 drinking a beer wearing a leotard
Just used the word fistfucking in a serious conversation with my professor in front of the class, while making an appropriate and valid point. Win.
Just saw 4 of my students at Denny's at 4am on a Tuesday. We all pretended not to see each other, as we are all clearly tipsy and/or stoned. Class is in less than 4 hours. Either i'm getting too old for this shit or they're starting on the road to crazy-town much earlier these days.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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