i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
also I just used a straw to drink the juice out of a tomato b/c I forgot how to bite.
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
My mind's like "He's a sexist pig" but my uterus is like "YOU SHALL BEAR HIM STRONG CHILDREN"
where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
IT'S A GIANT FUCKING ROBOT, DUDE. LOGIC IS OUT OF THE QUESTION BECAUSE AWESOME.
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
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