Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
She went from zero to smokin in five shots
Little spoons don't ask big questions
I've never seen so many strippers at a funeral...
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
I'm drinking too much free beer
Thats like saying one owns too many kittens. It's not possible.
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
what happened last night?!
you took a shot and then laid down on our kitchen table and passed out.. then when we tried to move you to the couch you screamed "no! i love tables"
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