i'm sleeping with myself tonight because i remember my name and i won't regret it in the morning. sorry.
i keep telling myself in the mirror "get undrunk"
I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
So I told her I dislocated my shoulder and she said "well okay. I can either be on top or blow you."
Decisions, decisions.
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
How am I so hungover that wearing sunglasses hurts my head?
I don't know whether to call the hospital or call the prison first.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
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