8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
dude..why do i always have to pick up the kitty litter after you drink?
YOU CAN MICROWAVE POPTARTS!?!??!
My cat puked at the same time as me. Makes me feel better about myself, except he can stand and I can't.
he walked in on you at the party drunkenly dancing alone on the bed wearing mardi gras beads, sunglasses, and using one ski pole as a microphone.... and you STILL got laid. i dont get your life.
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
You went through my pantry and left one of everything in the box. One cracker. One cheesit. One piece of cereal. I really fucking hate you.
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
You went into my bathroom put on my bathrobe.. Said excuse me then went in my front yard and started yelling who ate my whopper..
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall
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