he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
my mom just texted me to let me know that Hooters is hiring
i wish my mom had big dreams like that for me
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
I have sent texts to the pizza delivery guy telling him he was beautiful. Oh and you almost got a ticket for pissing in public. And I smell like cheese.
I feel like a dancer trapped in the body of a math instructor. Love, Mom
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