yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
I'm so high that I'm intently watching my neighbor move his car back and forth in order to put his motorcycle in the garage, and getting irritated that it seems so complicated.
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
I'm pretty sure the girl in the stall next to me is waiting on me to leave so she can poop but I'm doing the same thing so it's like a Mexican standoff
I need all the beers. I want to be holding on to the grass so I don't fall off the earth drunk.
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
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