It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
It's never too late to be topless.
thanks for being my moral compass. and thanks for not always pointing north so i can be slutty and not feel bad about it.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
My mom just sent me this: "I like Jon, but he needs to be the one going down on you! Yeah, we saw your head pop up in your car last night."
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
I never turn down an adventure. My life is like a sexual Lord of the Rings.
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
Randomize
