don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
Just realized I have to keep sleeping with him... those scars from drunk sex on the 4th of July are still on my back and lord knows I'm not about to explain that to another guy.
i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
She told me she's dating him because his apartment is a block from Taco Bell. I don't know how she's not fat.
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
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