I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
the bar just sent me a facebook message congratulating me on being a regular and getting such good grades. my life is not real.
Nothing says happy baby shower like showing up still kinda drunk from last night with an open tall boy in one hand and fries in the other.
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
Jesus horatio Christ I forgot my mittens and am considering shoving my hands down the pants of the first semi attractive man I see
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
I swear to god....if you can give yourself a brazilian you can take a fucking bullet
He suck his junk in my HALF BAKED. Ben & Jerry would totally disapprove. This is worse than sticky dick donut day.
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
I had to cum in my sink.
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
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