By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
Trying to put a fitted sheet on drunk is one of the boss levels of slutty adulthood.
Driving home this morning in my minion costume makes me rethink the 0 tint on my windows.
You know your night is done when the police confiscate your bra at high school basketball game
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
i was so high when i left this morning that rather than make sandwiches i threw bread and peanut butter in my backpack. a whole loaf. and a whole jar
Then you fell out of your chair, looked right at me and said, "You are sooo drunk."
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
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