just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
I only remembered where urgent care was because it's across the street from my favorite bar
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
A young (I'm going to guess late middle school age) kid shouted at me from the crosswalk GAS PUMP OF SHAME! I have peaked in life.
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
So just spent 30 minutes of my life talking to my cousins friend who told me she buys cocaine from a pizza place by asking for extra Parmesan
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