Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
I just had to MC for a middle school event with jizz on my dress. I'm going to hell.
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
Point in my hangover when I'm honestly not sure if I'm about to puke, or shit my pants.
Last night’s booty call turned into a cuddlefest. Get your game face on, we’re hunting dick tonight
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