; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
Birthday Coupon: This text is good for alteast 3 hours of Birthday Sex. Redeamable any time, anywhere, and any style.
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
Pretty sure I was rubbing Halloween candy all over my face and saying "these are my bitches."
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
It's George Washington's Birthday. Can you not put on some red white and blue and get really drunk for the original Merican??
TIL a potato cannon can be loaded with dildos as ammunition. Boy, do our neighbours love us!
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
Why is "Oprah of drinks" written on my arms?
You said to write it on you, after you kept saying, "You get a drink, you get a drink, everyone gets a drink."
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
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