There's a man in a pair of gray footie pajamas and a paper crown watching the kids at the playground. It was easier to tell who was a pedophile before Where the Wild Things Are came out.
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
I tried doing a handstand in the middle of the bar and I ended up kicking this old guy in the face and broke his glasses. Thats how I got kicked out
do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
Everyone thinks it's an okay idea now until I'm overdoing it on the vodka/clubs, dancing on a table, trying to make out with the groom.
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
That portable toilet under the bed? Turns out it was a tuba. Explains alot.
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
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