If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
Every time I get scared about the fact that I'm falling for him I remember that he juggles and is hung like a mastadon and everything is a-ok.
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
I was expecting a blowjob when she shoved me in the bathroom but instead she shaved my pubes into a mustache for my penis. I am still satisfied.
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
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