I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
So I've been thinking a lot since she told me she's prego. But what I want to know is why my voice of reason sounds like Thomas fucking Jane!?
A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
I'm so high that I'm intently watching my neighbor move his car back and forth in order to put his motorcycle in the garage, and getting irritated that it seems so complicated.
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
Like I'm literally drinking whiskey and making a stocking for my cat right now. What. Goes. On.
I'm determined to sit on that face.
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
No dude 10 parakeets in your bedroom is 9 parakeets too many. Bring them back. Today!
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
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