I forgot how hot balto sounded
Apparently shes in the bathroom puking but eating a pot roast she found in the fridge at the same time.
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
you can't tell me you didn't shit your pants I saw them in the trash can by the bathroom.
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
You guys go ahead and have your romantic night. I'm gonna keep my vday tradition alive of angry banging a stranger.
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
One of the Mormon boys that comes to the door is really sexy and I always think 'I would absolutely destroy your faith'
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
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