is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
Looking back on this weekend, I'm most grateful I never brought up with word "toe-fucking" at the bachelorette party.
Please let me buy the coffee, all my assets are in starbucks gift cards
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
The free coupon that printed out with the purchase of my plan b emergency contraception was for allergy meds. I feel like a coupon for condoms would've been more fitting in this situation.
Oh wait. It's for wart remover. Fitting, afterall.
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
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