Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
It's amazing how much jurassic park has contributed to my life recently
I think my goal in life now is to be a Trending topic on Twitter after I die.
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
i'm pretty sure my brother is still drunk from last night. he's telling my parents that humans are at the top of the food chain for a reason and listing off all the exotic animals he would eat
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
I'm making a sandwich topless right now. Remind me again why I don't have a boyfriend?
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