Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
how do I set my phone to only ring when I'm asleep when sex is certain?
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
We had sex on a dog bed..
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine
dude, there is no doorman in your lobby and the front door is locked
oh yeah, sorry he's up here at the party. coming now
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