So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
i feel like the song jizz in my pants was made for him.
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
how many lesbians have to have their hearts broken before they realise I am not that kind of DJ
Oh god our sink is a cavalcade of horrors. Brb sacrificing a goat and putting everything in the dishwasher forever
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
It all went downhill when I figured out I could launch myself into people with my crutches
when i woke up with 300+ messages I didn't except them to be about coyotes and burning shoes.
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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