I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
my ass just sighed. even my farts are tired.
We're not even buying beer. Just vodka. In pre-retrospect this was a bad idea but we're doing it anyway
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
whose ass print is on the piano?
Just to update you. I am dead. So your probably gonna have to find a new roommate
Opening beer with my teeth is getting easier the drunker I become.
It turns out my teeth are bleeding.
I just want to eat and sleep til I'm dead. I should've been born a cat.
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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