i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
Um don't talk to me about fat. I just used my chip bag to cover up all my candy wrappers in the garbage.
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
He left an unopened 12 pack of beer by my bed. I guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex..
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
bailing my boss out of jail is a great way to spend memorial day
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
thats it. im teaching my cat how to use a fire alarm
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
Just left the ER. Only good thing... my hot ass nurse Carlos stripped me.
God works in mysterious ways.
Randomize
