Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
I won't be able to make it. Too hung over. Can't hold down fluids. I'm in the bathtub trying to hydrate my body through osmosis. And yes, Tequila Tuesday is totally still on for tonight.
For the first time ever I'll be using my lunch break to pass out cold on my desk. We've gotta stop having these late night drinking things on Sundays
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
I’m not spending 14 dollars on a margarita unless it’s rimmed with cocaine... actually do you have a blender?
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