i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
Roommate is eating a chimichanga, watching Dr Doolittle 2 and weeping. His Tuesday hangovers make me feel better about my life.
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
Secrets from the porn industry: liTERALLY SHOVE A SEA SPONGE UP YOUR VAGINA GO ON DO IT
Like seriously how stupid drunk do you have to get befor you start finding dolphin lighters and shit in your undergarments
A world without bacon flavored condoms is not one I want to live in.
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
It's OK, I woke up in a drag queen's bed last weekend. It took me forever to get the glitter out of my cleavage.
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