what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
I wish you could see the look on my boss's face right now.
wtf?
Before you passed out in the middle of the NHL 10 party you had to prove that you were a better fighter than Patrick Kane. Your not. Thanks for the black eye dipshit.
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
PROBABLY?!! And here I was, about to buy you a glow-in-the-dark banana-flavored cock ring... Now I "probably" won't.
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