dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
the girl next to me in class is drinking a margarita out of a slurpee cup. i know your going to ask how i know its a margarita and the answer is i can smell the tequila. i never want to leave this place
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
I showed that dick picture that your date texted you to everyone because you passed out and left your phone unattended. Your fault. Plus his cock was big so his fault too.
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
I puked on myself in front of a customer. all. over. myself. thanks Saturday nights
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
Why the hell did you invite him? He's gonna bring two more inches of dick and zero fun.
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
You had me at "let me see your balls"
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
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